Tongue-Fighting Game Smooth Operator Teaches How Not To Kiss

French kissing is great as long as you don’t think about it too much. Because the worst euphemism about first base is totally true: you’re swapping spit with another human being. Smooth Operator puts that gross reality all up in your face.

Out this week on iOS from Beardo Games, Smooth Operator is a game that hooks players up with dates where smooching is guaranteed. The kissing plays out in graphic detail, complete with translucent slivers of moisture running up and down the tongues of the characters on their way to gettin’ it on.

Umm WTF!!!

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So HAWT…oh shit not a private message.

Tuttle can practice in real life on his mom.

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